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Jewish Bees Meet in a Field
Two bees meet in a field. One says to the other, "How are things going?"
"Really bad," moans the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."
"No problem," says the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a bar mitzvah going on. You'll find all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," says the second bee, and buzzes away.
A few hours later the two bees run into each other again. The first asks, "How'd it go?"
"Great!" says the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asks the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," the second bee replies. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."
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