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Jokes About Italians
Let us never forget that Blakk Frogg loves everyone and has no problem making fun of... everyone. Today he will post some jokes about Italians from an email he rec'd... from an Italian.
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? Because Italians hate all witnesses.
Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said (To New York) TO NY
You know you're Italian when...
You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block
All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners
You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000 on! your first communion.
And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when...
Your grandfather had a fig tree.
You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
Christmas Eve . .. . only fish.
Your mom's meatballs are the best.
You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.
You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."
You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."
You've called someone a "mamaluke."
And you understand "bada bing".
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And so now, before you label Blakk Frogg an anti-Italian racist bastard, please refer back to his re-posting of an Editorial on Illegal Immigration, posting of Buckwheat Pictures for MySpace and posting of a joke about Dumb Hillbilly Wives... and you'll see that he really and truly picks on everyone equally. :P
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