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Commentary on Population
Getting Fatter
Blakk Frogg cannot stand to think that one day, he, too, will gain an enormous amount of weight and become.... a fat ass.
Thankfully, though, as technology improves, the strength of ordinary, everyday furniture gets better and better. See below.
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On a more serious note: For the love all that you deem important, PLEASE lay off of the desserts and fast food, people. Walk the extra distance from your car to the mall by parking in the back of the lot instead of loitering near the mall for 20 minutes in your gas-guzzling SUV waiting for one of the 'prime spots' to open up.
At the rate the population in this country keeps growing/expanding/getting-fatter, pretty soon there won't be enough spandex to go around and THEN what will we do, huh?.
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