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Crowd Participation Gone Wrong
Sporting events have always drawn large crowds and with so many events and types of sports to choose from, some of the slower sports have adopted the policy of having Crowd Participation events where fans in the stands get to interact up close and personal with some of their favorite, and least favorite, athletic personalities. See below for just such an event.
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Note: The player suffered only minor injury from the overzealous fan's punch. The fan, on the other hand, spent 3 days in intensive care after getting rushed to the emergency room for massive internal bleeding caused by a splintered Louisville Slugger getting rammed fast, hard and deep into his rectal cavity. Although the lacerations and abrasions did not threaten the fan's life directly and cause the extended stay, the fan's newly discovered allergy to anally inserted pine tar most certainly did.
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