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Alcoholic Alphabet
A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college
B - Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C - Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D - Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E - Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your driniking party
F - Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G - Games: Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H - Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I - Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J - Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K - Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M - Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N - Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
O - Ouch: What you say while falling on your ass when you're trying to walk home
P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q - Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
R - Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S - Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T - Ten: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U - Underage: Most of the drinking population at Fibbers
V - Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W - Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X - X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before the pump it
Y - Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z - Zoned out :- what you will be after drinking for 12 hours solid.
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Simply Frogg Joke Pages Archives
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