Man of the House The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "Well, dear, the fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess...." Simply Frogg Joke Pages Archives If you need a good laugh, or want to become the life of the next party and need some new jokes to tell, 'cuz you don't know any, these pages have your name written all over them! You can't go wrong! Jokes Page 40 Jokes Page 39 Jokes Page 38 Jokes Page 37 Jokes Page 36 Jokes Page 35 Jokes Page 34 Jokes Page 33 Jokes Page 32 Jokes Page 31 Jokes Page 30 Jokes Page 29 Jokes Page 28 Jokes Page 27 Jokes Page 26 Jokes Page 25 Jokes Page 24 Jokes Page 23 Jokes Page 22 Jokes Page 21 Jokes Page 20 Jokes Page 19 Jokes Page 18 Jokes Page 17 Jokes Page 16 Jokes Page 15 Jokes Page 14 Jokes Page 13 Jokes Page 12 Jokes Page 11 Jokes Page 10 Jokes Page 9 Jokes Page 8 Jokes Page 7 Jokes Page 6 Jokes Page 5 Jokes Page 4 Jokes Page 3 Jokes Page 2 Jokes Page 1 Frogg Jokes main  |   jokes  |   pictures  |   myspace  |   archives water quality  |   finance  |   search  |   frogg wear  |   da' store   Share   frogg sections: da' main page da' archives myspace pics da' history da' jokes page da' pictures da' frogg gear search da' site   frogg features: finance by frogg myspace codes music links water quality   links you'll like: air/water filters americas best americas best II best comments da' joke blog girls 4 myspace more bacon more sarcasm patriotic pics pool test kits pool water tests sarcastic pics test for... testing meters water test strips water test meter water testing quick water test your water test   frogg fashion: frogg digs deep frogg shirts frogg wear sarcastic for life friends of frogg: Da' Frogg Store: It gets no simpler than Frogg in this life. Stop and smell the roses, gaze into the setting sun and show the world you mean business. Water Testing Blog: Find useful information on drinking water test kits, drinking water testing and drinking water treatment/purification options. Quick Water Test: Quick and easy way to find drinking water quality test kits and useful drinking water testing information.