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Teacher Explains Evils of Liquor
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor.
So, he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Johnny raised his hand, and thinking himself very wise, responded: "Drink whiskey and you won't have to worry about getting worms!"
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