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Department of Agriculture Rep
A cocky representative from the Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and said to the farmer, "I'm here to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said "OK, but whatever you do, don't go in the field on the left."
The Agriculture representative said, "Look mister, I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I wish, WHENEVER I wish, on ANY agricultural land, no questions asked or answered. Do you understand, THAT?"
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the D of A Rep running for the fence, his briefcase and papers flying like confetti. Close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull, which was mad as a nest of hornets. The bull was gaining on the Rep at every step and the Rep started screaming like a girl.
The Old farmer yelled, "Show HIM your card!"
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