Old Woman Wants Singing Telegram A telegram delivery man rings the bell to deliver his next telegram. An old woman answers and says "Oh goody! A singing telegram. I've always wanted to get one of these." The delivery man replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but this isn't a singing telegram, it's just a regular telegram." The woman, obviously disappointed, sighs and says, "Couldn't you sing it to me anyway? I'm 91 years old and this may be my last chance to get a singing telegram?" The delivery man says, "No ma'am, it's not the kind of telegram you sing, and I don't sing very well anyway." The woman pleads and pleads with him, "Please, please sing me telegram..." The man finally gives in and starts-up, "Da-da-de-dum-dum-dum... Your sister Rose is dead..." Simply Frogg Joke Pages Archives If you need a good laugh, or want to become the life of the next party and need some new jokes to tell, 'cuz you don't know any, these pages have your name written all over them! You can't go wrong! Jokes Page 40 Jokes Page 39 Jokes Page 38 Jokes Page 37 Jokes Page 36 Jokes Page 35 Jokes Page 34 Jokes Page 33 Jokes Page 32 Jokes Page 31 Jokes Page 30 Jokes Page 29 Jokes Page 28 Jokes Page 27 Jokes Page 26 Jokes Page 25 Jokes Page 24 Jokes Page 23 Jokes Page 22 Jokes Page 21 Jokes Page 20 Jokes Page 19 Jokes Page 18 Jokes Page 17 Jokes Page 16 Jokes Page 15 Jokes Page 14 Jokes Page 13 Jokes Page 12 Jokes Page 11 Jokes Page 10 Jokes Page 9 Jokes Page 8 Jokes Page 7 Jokes Page 6 Jokes Page 5 Jokes Page 4 Jokes Page 3 Jokes Page 2 Jokes Page 1 Frogg Jokes main  |   jokes  |   pictures  |   myspace  |   archives water quality  |   finance  |   search  |   frogg wear  |   da' store   Share   frogg sections: da' main page da' archives myspace pics da' history da' jokes page da' pictures da' frogg gear search da' site   frogg features: finance by frogg myspace codes music links water quality   links you'll like: air/water filters americas best americas best II best comments da' joke blog girls 4 myspace more bacon more sarcasm patriotic pics pool test kits pool water tests sarcastic pics test for... testing meters water test strips water test meter water testing quick water test your water test   frogg fashion: frogg digs deep frogg shirts frogg wear sarcastic for life friends of frogg: Da' Frogg Store: It gets no simpler than Frogg in this life. Stop and smell the roses, gaze into the setting sun and show the world you mean business. Water Testing Blog: Find useful information on drinking water test kits, drinking water testing and drinking water treatment/purification options. Quick Water Test: Quick and easy way to find drinking water quality test kits and useful drinking water testing information.