A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?"
The little girl answered, "A Mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger in the bed and, of course, I'll need a Jackass to pay for it all."
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