Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a Headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
Yeah? She replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a Headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
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