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Shotgun in One Hand, Beer in Other
. . .They're Gonna' Win This War FAST
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These 500 Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:
- The season opened today.
- There is no limit.
- They taste just like chicken.
- They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
- They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The mess in Iraq is expected to be over in about a week.
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