Blakk Frogg has a friend who likes to drink. Yes, it's true, and recently this friend posted this bulletin on MySpace:
Here is a list of things that I learned in AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) that I found rather amusing. My main reason for posting this is because I am debating on stealing more of Pop's liquor. I probably won't, but I'm thinking about it just the same.
1) There is ALWAYS at least one hot chick getting treatment.
2) That hot chick is ALWAYS single.
3) That hot chick is NOT quitting.
4) If you tell nothing but maniacal drinking stories, everyone else in the group will actually try to help you get with the hot chick (proven through countless hot chicks at countless meetings).
5) If you are an alcoholic, you can die by quitting cold turkey. No other addiction can do that to you. (proven fact).
6) Just because you are going to a meeting that has other alcoholics, doesn't mean they they still want to continue drinking.
7) Talking about "partying" and such is considered "Rude" to people that are actually trying to quit. Why you are talking to someone who wants to give up drinking, I don't know.
8) If you get caught talking about partying during your treatment, you have to start all over again. Sometimes with more classes.
9) You will meet people from all walks of life. If you are majoring in Sociology, you will enjoy these meetings. If you are not, you can still learn new drinks, new drinking methods, and new ways to hide drinking from those who tell their stories.
10) IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!!! So don't get caught with a DUI (Driving Under the Influence).
There you go everyone. Now off I go to make myself a Long Island. If I take a little of each, I shouldn't get caught.... rather than taking one big drink from just one big bottle.
