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Interesting News Stories
Shotgun Taser: Humans have always looked for bigger, better, faster, and more efficient ways to harm each other so tasers no longer hold our interest.
Add the blunt force trauma of a shotgun blast to the shocking effects of a taser jolt and bingo! Witness the beginning of a new era of civil rights abuse!
Tyra Banks Strips: Oh damn. Tyra Banks will spend time as a stripper and tell the tale on her show tomorrow.
Blakk Frogg predicts that he will develop an acute illness overnight and call into work tomorrow since he does not own Tivo!
Brown Recluse Spiders: Having received a bite from these bastards a number of years ago, Blakk Frogg knows the harm these critters can cause.
It definitely freaked Blakk Frogg out that the article detailed the exact way in which he got bitten. Thanks for the nightmares!
Pirates Still Exist: Aaaaargh! Shiver me timbers! Real life pirates hijack a ship. Wow. Blakk Frogg wonders if Johnny Depp had anything to do with this recent attack.
Lead Paint Lawsuit: Daddy? Can I have another lead paint sandwich? I hear they go great with PCB milkshakes!
Tens of thousands of sick children got sick and finally someone will get held to task for making them sick. Blakk Frogg hopes they hang the bastards!
Panic in the Skies: Dumbass airline stewardess identified only as 'Wendy' repeatedly screams, "We're going to crash!" when plane Virgin Airlines hits unexpected turbulence.
Apparently 'Wendy' missed the part of her training course where they covered the topic of keeping her shit together in the event of a crisis.
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