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Castration and Headaches
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure
your headaches. The bad new is that it will require
castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine
and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He had no choice but to go
under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was
without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but
he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he
felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store and thought, "That's what I need ...
a new suit. That will make me feel a little better."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like
a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and
said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit ... it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34
sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe
walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see ... size 36." Joe
laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since
I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against
the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
headache."
- New suit -- $400
- New shirt -- $36
- New underwear -- $6
- Second Opinion -- PRICELESS
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