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My Wish for You in the New Year
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May peace break into your house and thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.
May happiness slap you across the face and your tears be ones of joy.
May all the problems you had and have forget your home address!
Or in simple words, may the New Year be the best year of your life!
Until next year, of course.
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