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Jokes for Cellphone Text Messages
short jokes to send your cellular friends!
A friend of Blakk Frogg's posted these jokes online a few days ago, and now, he offers them to you as a public service. Enjoy!
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"I miss you! I really miss you! & I tried to visit you, but the dumb ass security guard wouldn't let me in the zoo!"
"Pussy is like a peach. It's fat, full of juice, & if you go in deep enough, you'll get a nut."
"After great sex, she lies there playing with his penis. He asks, "Do you want more?" "No," she says, "just admiring your penis. I miss mine."
"How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose. How does a vagina look after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise."
"SPECIAL REPORT: The police are arresting hoochies w/ good coochies. Run bitch run!! They already got me!"
(I've also heard this one the other way around... "You don't have to worry, but come bail me out.")
"Li'l red riding hood met the big bad wolf at the club. He took her home & asked, "Can I stick it in?" She said, "No, Just stick the story & eat me!"
"Mr Penis said to the balls, "Get ready we're going to a party." His balls said, "Fuckin' liar! You always go inside & leave us outside knockin', bitch!"
"Women have unique magic tricks. They get wet w/o water, bleed w/o injury, and make boneless things hard."
"How do you feel abt oral sex? Does it go both ways? If so, then sitting on my face is a good idea. I'd like to invite you over for a formal sitting."
"3 of my hoes escaped last night. I found 1 @ a strip club, 1 on a corner, but where the fuck are you?!"
"Snow White was fired from Disney World today. She was caught sitting on Pinochio's face screaming, "Lie mother fucker, lie!"
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