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Blonde Woman's Diary for One Year
Now all you blondes out there have another reason to hate Blakk Frogg. So, hate away... and see if he cares!
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January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years!"
April Trapped on an escalator for hours..... power went out!
May Tried to make Kool-Aid..... wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August Got locked out of my car in rainstorm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it?
November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!
December Couldn't call 911..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
What a year!
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