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Grandma Explains Her Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to Heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Later that day Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She tried adjusting the knobs to get the picture in focus, but that didn't work. Then, frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem by force.
About this time the little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. Upon opening the door he saw the family minister standing before him.
The minister said hello to the little boy and asked, "Is your Grandma home?"
Thinking nothing of it, the little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
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